Road Safety

I have an invention, which you may hate
But in my mind, it’s gonna be great
This time next year, with help from my mates
They’ll haul my money in very large crates

There are some things we’ll need
Let me first try to sow the seed
When a driver rubber necks to inspect
We need some sensors that can detect

For when the incident has nothing to do with you
And you slow the road to a halt , making it faster to travel on shoe
The solution is simple with my methodology
If we can figure a way to work the technology

A mechanical hand appears from the wheel
Swiftly it shall deliver a slap to the chops that you will surely feel
Then as your attention returns to the road
I shall collect a royalty cheque as you cuss me like a toad


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