The Patience Formula

It has been said that I have no patience

That my fuse can be too short

However, I believe that the measurements have been inaccurate

To determine my true patience level

You must apply

The patience formula


Time in milliseconds

Plus stupidity

Multiplied by incompetence


Then you will see

That I should be knighted

As I clearly have the patience of a saint

And the explosion

Was not only warranted, but rather spectacularly delayed

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