It has been said that I have no patience
That my fuse can be too short
However, I believe that the measurements have been inaccurate
To determine my true patience level
You must apply
The patience formula
Time in milliseconds
Plus stupidity
Multiplied by incompetence
Then you will see
That I should be knighted
As I clearly have the patience of a saint
And the explosion
Was not only warranted, but rather spectacularly delayed
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